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Thursday, September 02, 2004
Computer's monitor at home blew. Again.
Only source of Internet communication for now is at the cyber cafe. May as well do some "Chinese sampling" while I'm here:
The girl on my left is busy getting rich. Doing OmegaTrend business, keying in her forms and raking in her points before the end of the month. I know her stuff. I was in it before too. Money on her mind. Must be from the Cina category.
The guy on my right is getting high. Blasting some Canto pop music on the speakers, while checking out its lyrics on the internet. He twitches occasionally. Like he's onto some nerve synapse enhancer drug. He's wearing white collarless t-shirt, purple short pants,
with white school shoes and socks. What's he doing here? Never go to school. Surely must be from the Ah Beng category.
Settled my arangement to order equipment from Surf Lifesaving Society Australia (SLSA). Will get out of here before my right eardrum spoils, and I lose my cool and yell "Oi, diam la!". Why are Malaysian cybercafes so noisy. I wish I were in Australia, so I don't have to make orders from Malaysia. Better still, I wish I was born in New Zealand... Gosh, I must be from the CPWTTANC group!
All three categories of Chinese present in a small little cybercafe. Not bad.
Only source of Internet communication for now is at the cyber cafe. May as well do some "Chinese sampling" while I'm here:
The girl on my left is busy getting rich. Doing OmegaTrend business, keying in her forms and raking in her points before the end of the month. I know her stuff. I was in it before too. Money on her mind. Must be from the Cina category.
The guy on my right is getting high. Blasting some Canto pop music on the speakers, while checking out its lyrics on the internet. He twitches occasionally. Like he's onto some nerve synapse enhancer drug. He's wearing white collarless t-shirt, purple short pants,
with white school shoes and socks. What's he doing here? Never go to school. Surely must be from the Ah Beng category.
Settled my arangement to order equipment from Surf Lifesaving Society Australia (SLSA). Will get out of here before my right eardrum spoils, and I lose my cool and yell "Oi, diam la!". Why are Malaysian cybercafes so noisy. I wish I were in Australia, so I don't have to make orders from Malaysia. Better still, I wish I was born in New Zealand... Gosh, I must be from the CPWTTANC group!
All three categories of Chinese present in a small little cybercafe. Not bad.
