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BUT SO WHAT IF I SIMPLY SHOOT?
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Car got a flat tyre. 3 more tyres to go, and I might just get a new car.
Thought about calling the mechanic, but it may be redundant to call for help if there is a spare tyre, car jack and spanner in the boot. So I checked, and true enough, they’re all there. Blast.
For pride and glory, I got down and dirty. Half the time, I was worried the car jack may not hold, or that it was not jacked on correctly, and the car will come tumbling down. And for the other half of the time, I was unsure if my spare tyre actually had air in it, or if it’s a flat tyre that has been left there and forgotten. Then my efforts will be in vain!
Sweat dripping off my face, resisting the temptation to grunt and groan while trying to do it in style, because you may not know if the neighbours are watching, feeling the tar road on my knees, wondering how the tar road will feel against a car thief’s face. Persistence paid off! Tyre reinstalled. I am reaffirmed. Me…. MALE! Me… MAN!
Thought about calling the mechanic, but it may be redundant to call for help if there is a spare tyre, car jack and spanner in the boot. So I checked, and true enough, they’re all there. Blast.
For pride and glory, I got down and dirty. Half the time, I was worried the car jack may not hold, or that it was not jacked on correctly, and the car will come tumbling down. And for the other half of the time, I was unsure if my spare tyre actually had air in it, or if it’s a flat tyre that has been left there and forgotten. Then my efforts will be in vain!
Sweat dripping off my face, resisting the temptation to grunt and groan while trying to do it in style, because you may not know if the neighbours are watching, feeling the tar road on my knees, wondering how the tar road will feel against a car thief’s face. Persistence paid off! Tyre reinstalled. I am reaffirmed. Me…. MALE! Me… MAN!
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