Mai luan chu seh!

You are driving a van full of passengers along a lonely road, where there is nobody else in sight. Suddenly, you knock into a motorcyclist from the rear. He is only slightly hurt, but his motorbike is wrecked, and he is hopping mad.

How will you dissolve this situation by asking only 3 questions? Think about it. It might come in handy one day.




















As for me, these will be my 3 questions.



First question:
Is it your fault, or my fault?




















Second question:
How many people do you have, and how many people do I have?




















Third question:
Now, listen carefully again. Is it your fault, or my fault?










I’m a bloomin’ genius.